Who knew power tasted like mint?

I just bought some toothpaste called Empowermint. It comes in a flashy silver tube with a confusing space age cape. At first it stirred a nascent longing to be an astronaut. Two minutes later when I still hadn't opened it I remembered that planetariums make me panicky and freeze dried ice cream taste like chalk. The actual paste looks like a frozen yogurt swirl of stewed tomatoes and cream, but the flavor is delightful. Like power.