Pickup lines that are awesome.

I've compiled here a short list of pickup lines that should work for anyone.

"Who else is feeling fertile? Yeah!" This one works best if it's accompanied by a bouncy, marionette like dance.

"I'll kill myself if you don't call me. Yeah!" I like this one because it lets people know you are serious about them and showcases the depth of your soul at the same time.

"I gotta piss like a race horse. Yeah!" This is not a pickup line specifically. It's more something that is just sexy to say.

"I'm classy in a break up. Yeah!" This is a simple way to let someone know that, 1.) You are classy, 2.) You can see your self being with them long enough to break up, 3.) The relationship is going to end in a classy way, for example, you're not going to tell everyone that you broke up because of the rashes and scabs.

And a final tip for all you wild daters, ending pickup lines with "yeah!" shows that you are a enthusiastic and positive person. Yeah!