1. 80 sheets of graph paper and a five subject notebook with plastic (!), three pocket(!) dividers
2. Two sweaters
a. the stripped one
b. the blue one
3. A cat (I haven't bought a real cat, but I like thinking about it. That's why this is number three, because it isn't real. It would be number one if it was real. Come on. It's a cat!)
4. Bike tires. (This is sarcastic excitement because I lack the skill and instruments to attach them to my bike. But if I would go buy a wrench then it would be genuine excitement so...)
5. A wrench! (I haven't bought this. And I'm not going to. But I should, and this list is becoming less exact then I had hoped for so, why not? I would be number five excited about the purchasing of a wrench and a...)
6. Pump! (Do I need to explain that I haven't bought this?)
That's it. I should have started this off with a do not read advisory, but really the title tells you all you need to know. This is a list of things I've bought. Don't read this. Come on. But because you made it this far, I assume that I'm paying you to read this so I'm number seven excited that I bought your attention.
7. Your attention!
I hope I didn't pay too much for it, because I really should buy a wrench.
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2 comments:
you have created, here, the perfect blog entry
it's really funny and funny real.
word...
if i'd made that comment, i'd want to remain anonymous, too.
and i did make that comment.
and i do want to remain anonymous.
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