If someone asks to borrow money, and tells you that they'll pay interest, and then they tell you that the interest will look like a sandwich, and then they say that it will look like a sandwich, because it is a sandwich. Black forest ham and yellow mustard. And then they say "Stop looking at the sandwich and eat it." And then a thought bubble appears above their head and it says, "What an idiot! Stop looking at the sandwich and eat it. No wonder we got such a great interest flavor..." If all of this happens, you should not loan this person money. They have mean thoughts and they make bad sandwiches. And interest should come in the shape of chocolate bars, because that is pretty close to the shape of money. And that's what interest should look like.
But you should ask this person how they make thought bubbles appear. That is a nifty trick.
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if my thought bubble weren't blank, i'd remember how to show you how to make a thought bubble appear.
and if my memory serves correctly... it won't serve me a bad sandwich.
is that interesting?
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